Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme

17

Apr

fuckinq:

"i fancy you" sounds more cuter than "i like you"

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

image

image

There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: cadburycreamcoolator)

xplosivediarrhea:

"can you give this to me in quarters?"

xplosivediarrhea:

"can you give this to me in quarters?"

(Source: j5h)

15

Apr

Pretend you’re me and write me an “About Me”.

(Source: carsonphillips)

cwissi:

collections that are raw as fuck zuhair murad pre-fall 2014

need them all

14

Apr

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker)

13

Apr

(Source: ive-become-numbb)

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(Source: deerwoof)

I am attracted to the idea of your lips exploring my body as if it were a map and you kept getting lost on purpose.

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

image

11

Apr

Anna Kendrick hosting SNL

(Source: anna-kendrick)

10

Apr